He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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