Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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