i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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