Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
im on a boat
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