this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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