Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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