i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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