super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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