This girl is more easily done than said...
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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