Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
The uberlube is also flammable
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
