You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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