Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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