That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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