I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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