just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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