Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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