she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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