I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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