If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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