If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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