my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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