I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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