Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
