we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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