I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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