he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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