I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You've changed since you got that strap on
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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