So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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