I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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