PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
only if we run a train.
done.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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