Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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