i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
it's like iHOP with fire
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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