it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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