i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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