oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
you win again, gameday.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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