idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
It's just like the Real World with babies
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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