I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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