So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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