I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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