nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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