Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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