I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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