U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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