Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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