I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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