don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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