This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
wow bdsm is so cute
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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