This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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