No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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