thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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