Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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