dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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