Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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