dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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