Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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