discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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